2016 Payouts

Division Winners ($90)

  • Hopeless Division Winner ($30): Shaved Beavers (10-3)
  • Hopefuls Division Winner ($30): Multiple Scorgasms (9-4)
  • No Hope Division Winner ($30): LictaLottaPuss (7-6)

Championship Bracket ($720):

  • First Place ($400): Shaved Beavers
  • Second Place ($200): LictaLottaPuss
  • Third Place ($80): Big Willies
  • Fourth Place ($40): Multiple Scorgasms

Other Payouts ($160):

  • Season High Points ($75): Shaved Beavers (1419.08 points)
  • League Chumpion – loser’s bracket ($50): Fighting Cocks
  • Commish Payment ($35)

Season Long Contest Payouts ($250):

  • Survivor ($50): Shaved Beavers
  • King of the Hill ($50): Multiple Scorgasms
  • Longest QB TD Pass – starters only ($30): Shaved Beavers (Drew Brees, Week 1-98 yards to Brandin Cooks)
  • Longest RB TD Run – starters only ($30): Shaved Beavers (Isaiah Crowell, Week 2-85 yards)
  • Longest WR TD Catch – starters only ($30): Shaved Beavers (Brandin Cooks, Week 1-98 yards from Drew Brees)
  • BUSTED: First guy to have a player get arrested (cuffs involved), if none money rolls to season high points ($30): No Arrests
  • UNLUCKY: Most points scored against during regular season ($30): Gorillas (1319.02 points)

Weekly Contest Payouts ($280):

  • Weekly High Points $10 per week ($130): See Below
  • Week 1: Longest FG by a starting Kicker ($10): Balls Deep (Dan Bailey, DAL 56 yards)
  • Week 2: Highest points from starters+bench combined ($10): Shaved Beavers (216.10 pts)
  • Week 3: Most points by a starting D/ST ($10): Balls Deep (Chiefs, 32 pts)
  • Week 4: Closest to 100 points without going over, regardless of W or L ($10): Gorillas (98.58 points)
  • Week 5: Most points by a starting QB ($10): Sorry For Your Loss (Ben Roethlisberger, 38.2 points)
  • Week 6: Greatest margin of victory $10): Shaved Beavers over Gorillas (76.86 points)
  • Week 7: Rivalry Week – beat your rival, win $5 – rival declared at draft ($30): Shaved Beavers (95.68) def Gorillas (78.74), Bradys Saggy Balls (114.52) def Sorry for Your Loss (87.72), Fighting Cocks (106.74) def LictaLottaPuss (100.38), Big Willies (85.02) def Krazy Kaep (81), Multiple Scorgasms (107.46) def #O-LineLivesMatter (99.48), Balls Deep (84.9) def Placeholder (72.44)
  • Week 8: Most points by a starting RB ($10): Placeholder (Jonathan Stewart, 23 points)
  • Week 9: Smallest margin of victory ($10): Sorry For Your Loss (2.18 points)
  • Week 10: Most points by a starting WR/TE ($10): Fighting Cocks (Doug Baldwin, 23.9 points)
  • Week 11: Most team fantasy points in a losing effort – highest scoring loser ($10): Multiple Scorgasms (95.68 points)
  • Week 12: Top scoring bench week ($10): Big Willies (85.46 points)
  • Week 13: Fewest team fantasy points in a winning effort -lowest scoring winner ($10): Sorry For Your Loss (84.3 points)

Weekly High Points:

Week 1Week 2Week 3Week 4Week 5Week 6Week 7Week 8Week 9Week 10Week 11Week 12Week 13Comments
Shaved Beavers173.22126.22123.2487.8898.66130.995.6898.293.92122.5282.393.892.54
Krazy Kaepernick’s Kuzin76.1288.1466.94119.0678.82688192.6267.9869.4240.5870.74113.98
Bradys Saggy Balls76.86113.02111.6870.1103.0676.78114.5255.8876.682.6697.0881.1472.38
Multiple Scorgasms110.14111.2252.64149.1487.6686.56107.46112.3110.5136.3495.6898.04104.2
Gorillas114.473.6696.6698.5860.3454.0478.7494.6889.2884.247.0886.1460.24
Big Willies89.8698.7291.4130.1278.4658.5685.0279.14149.28129.8498.6491.8296.96
Placeholder100.3867.8290.368.784.9681.2872.44114.4895.68111.36104.34110.878.06
Fighting Cocks112.4492.16111.1897.0275.179.32106.746849.66104.8491.5274.9689.1
Sorry for Your Loss94.6105.28102.9478.36114.7142.6687.7262.951.8486.462.98117.1684.3
LictaLottaPuss54.16114.46131.8485.1293.765.82100.3897.977.326181.4134.26116.64
Balls Deep81.1676.36127.1664.86124.3877.584.9118.6286.26108.24114.896107
#0-LineLivesMatter90.06128.4688.06100.3292.64110.8499.4885.175.8864.34104.983.9468.16