2026 Payouts

Top 2 Finishers Regular Season ($60)

  • 1st ($30):
  • 2nd ($30):

Championship Bracket ($885):

  • First Place ($510):
  • Second Place ($250):
  • Third Place ($125):

Other Payouts ($135):

  • Season High Points ($50):
  • League Chumpion – loser’s bracket ($50):
  • Commish Payment ($35)

Season Long Contest Payouts ($140):

  • Survivor ($50):
  • King of the Hill ($50):
  • BUSTED: First guy to have an individual player get arrested (cuffs involved) in weeks 1-13, if none money rolls to season high points ($20):
  • UNLUCKY: Most points scored against during regular season ($20):

2026 Weekly Fun Contests

Weekly fun contests – anyone could win! ($10 per week)
WeekContestWinner
Week 1Doormat: Worst start to the seasonBeyondTilt
Week 2Cliffdiver: Biggest drop off from week 1 to week 2Shaved Beavers
Week 3Highest points from starters+bench combinedBig Ol D’s
Week 4Most points by a starting D/STBalls Deep
Week 5Closest to 100 points without going over, regardless of W or LBeyondTilt
Week 6Top scoring bench weekVinegar Strokes
Week 7Most points by a starting QBBostonJohn
Week 8Greatest margin of victoryBalls Deep
Week 9Most points by a starting RB
Week 10Smallest margin of victory
Week 11Most points by a starting WR
Week 12Most team fantasy points in a losing effort – highest scoring loser
Week 13Fewest team fantasy points in a winning effort – lowest scoring winner
Week 14Most points by a starting TE

2026 Survivor Pool

Survivor is simple: Each week, the lowest-scoring team is eliminated. The winner is the last guy left after Week 12.
Week 2Week 3Week 4Week 5Week 6Week 7Week 8Week 9Week 10Week 11Week 12Comments
Big Ol Ds–––––––
Vinegar Strokes–––––––
Big Willies–––––––
BostonJohn–––––––
Lake America–––––––
Team IR––––––104.40XXXX
Eliminated
Albino Cedar Mice–––––87.88XXXXX
Eliminated
Balls Deep––––95.58XXXXXX
Eliminated
Texas Overhands–––86.14XXXXXXX
Eliminated
BeyondTilt––75.44XXXXXXXX
Eliminated
Ninja–87.34XXXXXXXXX
Eliminated
Shaved Beavers89.76XXXXXXXXXX
Eliminated

2026 King of the Hill

Each week, the teams that score the lowest get one “strike” each against them. Three strikes and you’re out! After teams get three strikes and they are eliminated, their scores aren’t considered for lowest scores anymore. So for the remaining teams each week, the bar raises higher and higher. The number of strikes awarded each week are on the table below.
Week 1
5 strikes
Week 2
5 strikes
Week 3
4 strikes
Week 4
4 strikes
Week 5
3 strikes
Week 6
2 strikes
Week 7
2 strikes
Week 8
2 strikes
Week 9
2 strikes
Week 10
2 strikes
Week 11
2 strikes
Week 12
1 strike
Week 13
1 strike
Comments
Big Ol DsX1
Big WilliesX1
BostonJohnX1
Team IRX1X2.
Balls DeepX1X2
Lake AmericaX1X2
NinjaX1X2X3XXXXXEliminated
Albino Cedar MiceX1X2X3XXXXXEliminated
Vinegar StrokesX1X2X3XXXXXXXXEliminated
Texas OverhandsX1X2X3XXXXXXXXEliminated
BeyondTiltX1X2X3XXXXXXXXXEliminated
Shaved BeaversX1X2X3XXXXXXXXXEliminated

2026 Weekly High Points

The team with the highest points in each week wins ($10 per week)
WeekHigh Points
Week 1Shaved Beavers
Week 2Texas Overhands
Week 3Lake America
Week 4Big WIllies
Week 5Big Ol’ D’s
Week 6Big Willies
Week 7Team IR
Week 8Balls Deep
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
Week 12
Week 13
Week 14