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2016 Final Payouts

Division Winners ($90)

  • Hopeless Division Winner ($30): Shaved Beavers (10-3)
  • Hopefuls Division Winner ($30): Multiple Scorgasms (9-4)
  • No Hope Division Winner ($30): LictaLottaPuss (7-6)

Championship Bracket ($720):

  • First Place ($400): Shaved Beavers
  • Second Place ($200): LictaLottaPuss
  • Third Place ($80): Big Willies
  • Fourth Place ($40): Multiple Scorgasms

Other Payouts ($160):

  • Season High Points ($75): Shaved Beavers (1419.08 points)
  • League Chumpion – loser’s bracket ($50): Fighting Cocks
  • Commish Payment ($35)

Season Long Contest Payouts ($250):

  • Survivor ($50): Shaved Beavers
  • King of the Hill ($50): Multiple Scorgasms
  • Longest QB TD Pass – starters only ($30): Shaved Beavers (Drew Brees, Week 1-98 yards to Brandin Cooks)
  • Longest RB TD Run – starters only ($30): Shaved Beavers (Isaiah Crowell, Week 2-85 yards)
  • Longest WR TD Catch – starters only ($30): Shaved Beavers (Brandin Cooks, Week 1-98 yards from Drew Brees)
  • BUSTED: First guy to have a player get arrested (cuffs involved), if none money rolls to season high points ($30): No Arrests
  • UNLUCKY: Most points scored against during regular season ($30): Gorillas (1319.02 points)

Weekly Contest Payouts ($280):

  • Weekly High Points $10 per week ($130): See Below
  • Week 1: Longest FG by a starting Kicker ($10): Balls Deep (Dan Bailey, DAL 56 yards)
  • Week 2: Highest points from starters+bench combined ($10): Shaved Beavers (216.10 pts)
  • Week 3: Most points by a starting D/ST ($10): Balls Deep (Chiefs, 32 pts)
  • Week 4: Closest to 100 points without going over, regardless of W or L ($10): Gorillas (98.58 points)
  • Week 5: Most points by a starting QB ($10): Sorry For Your Loss (Ben Roethlisberger, 38.2 points)
  • Week 6: Greatest margin of victory $10): Shaved Beavers over Gorillas (76.86 points)
  • Week 7: Rivalry Week – beat your rival, win $5 – rival declared at draft ($30): Shaved Beavers (95.68) def Gorillas (78.74), Bradys Saggy Balls (114.52) def Sorry for Your Loss (87.72), Fighting Cocks (106.74) def LictaLottaPuss (100.38), Big Willies (85.02) def Krazy Kaep (81), Multiple Scorgasms (107.46) def #O-LineLivesMatter (99.48), Balls Deep (84.9) def Placeholder (72.44)
  • Week 8: Most points by a starting RB ($10): Placeholder (Jonathan Stewart, 23 points)
  • Week 9: Smallest margin of victory ($10): Sorry For Your Loss (2.18 points)
  • Week 10: Most points by a starting WR/TE ($10): Fighting Cocks (Doug Baldwin, 23.9 points)
  • Week 11: Most team fantasy points in a losing effort – highest scoring loser ($10): Multiple Scorgasms (95.68 points)
  • Week 12: Top scoring bench week ($10): Big Willies (85.46 points)
  • Week 13: Fewest team fantasy points in a winning effort -lowest scoring winner ($10): Sorry For Your Loss (84.3 points)

 

Survivor Pool:

Survivor is simple: Each week, the lowest-scoring team is eliminated. The winner is the last guy left after Week 10.

Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Comments
Shaved Beavers 173.22 126.22 123.24 87.88 98.66 130.9 95.68 98.2 93.92 122.52 82.3 WINNER
Krazy Kaepernick’s Kuzin 76.12 88.14 66.94 119.06 78.82 68 81 XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 7
Bradys Saggy Balls 76.86 113.02 111.68 70.1 103.06 76.78 114.52 55.88 XX XX XX Eliminated Week 8
Multiple Scorgasms 110.14 111.22 52.64 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 3
Gorillas 114.4 73.66 96.66 98.58 60.34 XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 5
Big Willies 89.86 98.72 91.4 130.12 78.46 58.56 XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 6
Placeholder 100.38 67.82 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 2
Fighting Cocks 112.44 92.16 111.18 97.02 75.1 79.32 106.74 68 49.66 XX XX Eliminated Week 9
Sorry for Your Loss 94.6 105.28 102.94 78.36 114.7 142.66 87.72 62.9 51.84 86.4 62.98 Eliminated Week 11
LictaLottaPuss 54.16 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 1
Balls Deep 81.16 76.36 127.16 64.86 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 4
#0-LineLivesMatter 90.06 128.46 88.06 100.32 92.64 110.84 99.48 85.1 75.88 64.34 XX Eliminated Week 10

 

King of the Hill:

Each week, the teams that score the lowest get one “strike” each against them. Three strikes and you’re out! After teams get three strikes and they are eliminated, their scores aren’t considered for lowest scores anymore. So for the remaining teams each week, the bar raises higher and higher. The number of strikes awarded each week are on the table below.

Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 Week 13 Comments
6 strikes 5 strikes 4 strikes 4 strikes 3 strikes 3 strikes 2 strikes 2 strikes 2 strikes 1 strike 1 strike 1 strike 1 strike
Shaved Beavers 173.22 126.22 123.24 87.88 98.66 130.9 95.68 98.2 93.92 122.52 82.3 93.8 XX Eliminated Week 12
Krazy Kaepernick’s Kuzin 76.12 88.14 66.94 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 3
Bradys Saggy Balls 76.86 113.02 111.68 70.1 103.06 76.78 114.52 55.88 XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 8
Multiple Scorgasms 110.14 111.22 52.64 149.14 87.66 86.56 107.46 112.3 110.5 136.34 95.68 98.04 – WINNER
Gorillas 114.4 73.66 96.66 98.58 60.34 54.04 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 6
Big Willies 89.86 98.72 91.4 130.12 78.46 58.56 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 6
Placeholder 100.38 67.82 90.3 68.7 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 4
Fighting Cocks 112.44 92.16 111.18 97.02 75.1 79.32 106.74 68 49.66 XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 9
Sorry for Your Loss 94.6 105.28 102.94 78.36 114.7 142.66 87.72 62.9 XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 8
LictaLottaPuss 54.16 114.46 131.84 85.12 93.7 65.82 100.38 97.9 77.32 61 XX XX XX Eliminated Week 10
Balls Deep 81.16 76.36 127.16 64.86 XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 4
#0-LineLivesMatter 90.06 128.46 88.06 100.32 92.64 110.84 99.48 85.1 75.88 XX XX XX XX Eliminated Week 9

 

Weekly High Points:

Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 Week 13 Comments
Shaved Beavers 173.22 126.22 123.24 87.88 98.66 130.9 95.68 98.2 93.92 122.52 82.3 93.8 92.54
Krazy Kaepernick’s Kuzin 76.12 88.14 66.94 119.06 78.82 68 81 92.62 67.98 69.42 40.58 70.74 113.98
Bradys Saggy Balls 76.86 113.02 111.68 70.1 103.06 76.78 114.52 55.88 76.6 82.66 97.08 81.14 72.38
Multiple Scorgasms 110.14 111.22 52.64 149.14 87.66 86.56 107.46 112.3 110.5 136.34 95.68 98.04 104.2
Gorillas 114.4 73.66 96.66 98.58 60.34 54.04 78.74 94.68 89.28 84.2 47.08 86.14 60.24
Big Willies 89.86 98.72 91.4 130.12 78.46 58.56 85.02 79.14 149.28 129.84 98.64 91.82 96.96
Placeholder 100.38 67.82 90.3 68.7 84.96 81.28 72.44 114.48 95.68 111.36 104.34 110.8 78.06
Fighting Cocks 112.44 92.16 111.18 97.02 75.1 79.32 106.74 68 49.66 104.84 91.52 74.96 89.1
Sorry for Your Loss 94.6 105.28 102.94 78.36 114.7 142.66 87.72 62.9 51.84 86.4 62.98 117.16 84.3
LictaLottaPuss 54.16 114.46 131.84 85.12 93.7 65.82 100.38 97.9 77.32 61 81.4 134.26 116.64
Balls Deep 81.16 76.36 127.16 64.86 124.38 77.5 84.9 118.62 86.26 108.24 114.8 96 107
#0-LineLivesMatter 90.06 128.46 88.06 100.32 92.64 110.84 99.48 85.1 75.88 64.34 104.9 83.94 68.16