Division Winners ($90)
- Hopeless Division Winner ($30): Cooked on a Thielen
- Hopefuls Division Winner ($30): Fighting Cocks
- No Hope Division Winner ($30): Balls Deep
Championship Bracket ($740):
- First Place ($420): Cooked on a Thielen
- Second Place ($200): Fightingcocks
- Third Place ($80): Balls Deep
- Fourth Place ($40): ManBearPigs
Other Payouts ($160):
- Season High Points ($75): +$30 from BUSTED ($105): Cooked on a Thielen (1982.74 points)
- League Chumpion – loser’s bracket ($50): LictaLottaPuss
- Commish Payment ($35)
Season Long Contest Payouts ($250):
- Survivor ($50): Cooked on a Thielen
- King of the Hill ($50): Cooked on a Thielen
- Longest QB TD Pass – starters only ($30): Ben Roethlisberger to JuJu Smith-Schuster – 97 yard TD – Week 12 (Gendry’s Rowing Team)
- Longest RB TD Run – starters only ($30): Nick Chubb – 92 yard TD – Week 10* (Balls Deep)
- Longest WR TD Catch – starters only ($30): JuJu Smith-Schuster from Ben Roethlisberger – 97 yard TD – Week 12 (Coming up Short)
- BUSTED: First guy to have an individual player get arrested (cuffs involved) in weeks 1-13, if none money rolls to season high points ($30): NO ARRESTS, Money rolls to High Points
- UNLUCKY: Most points scored against during regular season ($30): Gendry’s Rowing Team (1755.58 points)
* Derrick Henry’s 99 yard week 14 & Lamar Miller’s 97 yard week 12 TD’s do not count as they were not in starting lineups.
Weekly Contest Payouts ($260):
- Weekly High Points $10 per week ($130): See Below
- Week 1: Longest FG by a starting Kicker ($10): Flutie Down the Rivers (Greg Zuerlein – 55 yards)
- Week 2: Highest points from starters+bench combined ($10): Multiple Scorgasms (266.18 points)
- Week 3: Most points by a starting D/ST ($10): Cooked on a Thielen (Chicago Bears – 16 points)
- Week 4: Closest to 100 points without going over, regardless of W or L ($10): Balls Deep (93.92 points)
- Week 5: Most points by a starting QB ($10): Balls Deep (Aaron Rodgers – 36.88 points)
- Week 6: Greatest margin of victory ($10): Fighting Cocks over Gendry’s (49.22 points)
- Week 7: Cliffdiver: Biggest drop off from week 6 to week 7 ($10): Cooked on a Thielen (49.98 points)
- Week 8: Most points by a starting RB ($10): Balls Deep (James Conner – 38.7 points)
- Week 9: Smallest margin of victory ($10): Big Willies (10.36 points)
- Week 10: Most points by a starting WR/TE ($10): Shaved Beavers (Zach Ertz – 36.5 points)
- Week 11: Most team fantasy points in a losing effort – highest scoring loser ($10): Coming up Short (140.53 points)
- Week 12: Top scoring bench week ($10): Shaved Beavers (84.36 points)
- Week 13: Fewest team fantasy points in a winning effort – lowest scoring winner ($10): Big Willies (78.34 points)
Weekly High Points:
| Week 1 | Balls Deep (153.44) |
| Week 2 | Gendry’s Rowing Team (171.58) |
| Week 3 | Big WIllies (152.26) |
| Week 4 | Flutie Down the Rivers (162.92) |
| Week 5 | Balls Deep (179.56) |
| Week 6 | Fightingcocks (172.18) |
| Week 7 | ManBearPigs (150.42) |
| Week 8 | Balls Deep (163.74) |
| Week 9 | Balls Deep (171.24) |
| Week 10 | Balls Deep (183.5) |
| Week 11 | Cooked on a Thielen (229.12) |
| Week 12 | Cooked on a Thielen (168.34) |
| Week 13 | Cooked on a Thielen (173.4) |
